Soon I will turn into the Starchild...

So I threw out an old computer over the weekend, and as I was removing the hard drives from the computer (you do remove the hard drives when you dispose of old computers for security, don't you?) I swear I heard the computer say to me, a la HAL9000, "What are you doing, Dave... Dave, stop..."

It was very disturbing. And I felt terribly guilty when I took the poor thing to the curb, and the monitor tilted up and I know it was just looking at me, pitifully. I hope someone came by and adopted it...