Quote of the Decade...

Received in an email and after absolutely no fact-checking, I present you with the quote of the decade:

Nominated for Quote of the Year is the statement made by Texas Congressman Dick Armey.

When asked,

"If you had been in President Clinton's place would you have resigned?"

Armey replied:

"If I had been in the president's place I would not have gotten the chance to resign. I would have been lying in a pool of my own blood, looking up, and listening to my wife ask, 'How do you reload this son of a bitch'?"

Heh.