Clearly, they've never dated a Jewish woman...
I don't know how I missed this last week. FOX News reports that the Saudi Committee for the Propagation of Virture and Prevention of Vice lists Barbie dolls on its website as offensive to Islam.
My favorite part:
"Jewish Barbie dolls, with their revealing clothes and shameful postures, accessories and tools are a symbol of decadence to the perverted West. Let us beware of her dangers and be careful," said a message posted on the site.
Having spent my dating years fruitlessly searching for a shameful decadent Jewish woman with revealing clothes, I congratulate the Saudis on finding one.