The Ice Cream Scoop Bandit...

Not to underestimate the terror one feels when threatened with a putty knife, but what about this paragraph:

The new charges against Angela Jackson, 18, of Susquehanna Township, come as she was awaiting trial for allegedly twice robbing a convenience store armed with an ice cream scoop.

"Gimme all the money in the register or I'll make you a large banana split!"

And she got away with it twice?