Wednesday, May 12, 2004

Anything you want, Diane...

As people who know me are aware, I have had a serious thing for Diane Lane since I was 8 and saw her in A Little Romance, my favorite movie of all time.

The Smoking Gun has obtained a copy of a memo to file written by her lawyers outlining her requirements when working on a film.

And as far as I'm concerned, Diane absolutely deserves to have:

A StairMaster in her trailer.
A daily personal fitness/yoga instructor throughout prodution.
Fresh squeezed juice 2 times daily.
The right to keep her wardrobe.

And any other damn thing she wants. And if they try not to give anything to you, Diane, just come to me, I'll fix 'em, the bastards.

Although I would like to see her nudity rider.


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