Mike Chertoff

My ex-boss when I interned on the Senate Whitewater Committee, Michael Chertoff was nominated to be the new Secretary of Homeland Security today. Wonkette's take:

This is what Bush said when nominating U.S. federal appeals court judge Michael Chertoff and former Whitewater counselor as his latest nominee for secretary of homeland security: "Mike has shown a deep commitment to the cause of justice and an unwavering determination to protect the American people."

This is what Bush meant: "Fuck you, Hillary."