Thursday, July 14, 2005

This just in... soda has sugar in it.

More crapola from the "Center for Science in the Public Interest" a/k/a "Granola-eating socialists who want to ensure you can never ever have fun."

They have now called for warning labels to be placed on soft drinks.

I think we should instead require a warning label on all press releases from the CSPI:

WARNING: The following press release has been written by people who believe they are much smarter than you, so please pay attention because we've used small words so as not to confuse all of you dumb normal people who are still so stupid as to be doing things we don't think you should be doing. This means you.


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