Evidently I am in charge of everything!

Evidently, according to an "adviser" to Tony Blair, "Tony Blair decided to wage war on Iraq after coming under the influence of a "sinister" group of Jews and Freemasons."

Ahmad Thomson, from the Association of Muslim Lawyers, said Mr Blair was the latest in a long line of politicians to have been influenced by the group which saw the attack on Saddam Hussein as a way to control the Middle East.

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Mr Thomson wrote a book in 1994 in which he said Freemasons and Jews controlled the governments of Europe and America and described the claim that six million Jews died in the Holocaust as a "big lie". In The Next World Order, Mr Thomson, a Muslim convert who was born Martin Thomson in Rhodesia, wrote: "When the majority of people in a predominantly Christian society cease to worship God, the result is fascism.

"When the people in a predominantly Jewish society cease to worship God, the result is either communism or capitalism. A predominantly Christian society is concerned primarily with establishing a political ideology, whilst a predominantly Jewish society is concerned primarily with establishing an economic system."

Good to know. As it turns out, I am both Jewish and a Freemason, so I evidently run everything. And I am in favor of the Iraq war. So I guess he's right. Q.E.D.