Blogger seeks new Church

The "Emperor Darth Misha" over at the Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler, fisks (in typically low-key fashion) a relatively old (May 2004) resolution from the United Methodist Church and then cries out in despair:

My grandparents fought Nazism, and I’m not about to piss on their sacrifices.

NEVER AGAIN!

What hurts me the most is that a church is issuing ignorant horse shit like that. You would think that they, of all people, would understand the Bible.

You’d be wrong.

So where to go?

Are there any denominations left that actually believe in Scripture?

Because I’m now a Christian without a church.