Thursday, March 10, 2005

Frequently Asked Questions About TiVo

As some of you know, I consider to be TiVo just below Saran Wrap and Liquid Prell when it comes to Inventions Which Have Bettered Humanity.

Accordingly, I note these answers to frequently asked questions about TiVo.


Q: Will TiVo change my life?

A: No, TiVo will not change your life so much as He will destroy your previous life, permitting a new and improved life to rise, phoenix-like, from your ashes. Switching from cable television to satellite is “change.” Moving to TiVo is closer to rebirth.


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