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"Hey, in my herb-addled brain, the "60's", a tumultuous period during which the US was plagued by domestic terrorist groups like the Weathermen and the SLA, was involved in an unpopular foreign war and endured riots at the Democratic Convention, is actually a fantastic time to be emulated 35 years later! But where can I buy Hippie Crap? At HippieCrap.com, of course!"