Yom Kippur Vs. The Super Bowl

I missed posting this before Yom Kippur, but back in '92, a friend of mine, Ross Garmil, co-wrote something in the Brandeis University comedy magazine, Gravity, that has made the Internet rounds. I post the link (a) Because it's funny; and (b) because Noel Rappin and Ross Garmil deserve the credit. So, here's the link to Yom Kippur Vs. The Super Bowl.