Arachnophobia

Holy Schnikees!!!!!!

A chef bitten by a deadly spider in his pub kitchen was saved after experts were able to identify the creature from a picture on his mobile phone.
Matthew Stevens was attacked by the Brazilian Wandering Spider which was hidden in a box of bananas delivered to the Quantock Gateway pub in Bridgwater.

Thinking quickly despite the shock, he managed to snap a picture, which he later showed to doctors.

Experts at Bristol Zoo were able to identify it and suggest an antidote.

Clearly, a cameraphone is a necessity in the dangerous world we live in...

Libertarian comics

The wildly unfunny Beetle Bailey (yes, I know it's a "classic") ran a (relatively) interesting strip on April 3, which can be viewed here.

I guess Plato, the philosopher, is actually an Aristotelian Randian. (He said, pretending to be a college sophomore...)

Arabs and Israelis unite against a common enemy...

Mimes.

Actually, what they're doing is locking Arabs and Israelis in an imaginary box, and together they will walk against the wind...

Hat tip: Dave Barry